You haven’t forgotten elephant jokes. 

My article about the 1960s craze for elephant jokes has stirred memories and some people have sent me their favourites. I hadn’t heard these before-

Q-     Why can’t you see elephants when they’re hiding in the woods?

A-      Because they are very good at it!

Thanks to Penny.

Q-     Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?

A-      Because; if they were small, white and smooth, they’d be aspirins.  

Thanks to Paul.

Q-     How do you get two whales in a mini?

A-      Over the Severn Bridge!

Clever one – thanks Don.